Dream Garage: Pro Bro Edition

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 09/10/2016 at 20:57 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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I still can’t get over the fact that professional wrestlers are the perfect synthesis of bro and baller cultures. I want you all to help me out tonight and make a TWO vehicle garage for the successful pro-bro and lady pro-bro you know your inner 13 year old still wishes it could be. Here are your criteria:

All vehicles must be model years 2012 or newer.

If the vehicle is from MY 2012-2015 then it must be $80k-$130k when new.

If the vehicle is from MY 2016 or 2017, then it must have an MSRP of $42k and up.

Appearances are what matters most so make sure people can get the correct impression of you at first glance/sound. As always, especially tonight, make sure these are vehicles you’d actually look forward to being seen in and most of all, enjoy yo’selves!

*Feel free to image search “professional wrestler cars” for more inspiration. They really are a perfectly refined mix of the bro, d-bag, baller (professional atheletes), and hiphop car culture aesthetics. I’m in awe!

scoob > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:04

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They like these kinds of things, right?

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:07

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A 2017 one of these:

https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/detail…

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:07

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Startech Range Rover

Bentley Continental GT Black Speed

Zohaibman72 > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:11

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Obviously with black on black matte wraps and gigantic rims.

As a huge pro-wrestling fan, despite being bro/ballers they do tend to give back to the community more than alot of sports which is nice. Still some unique wrestlers like Stone Cold with his Broken skull Deer ranch or current wrestler Xavier Woods being a total video game nerd.

deprecated account > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/10/2016 at 21:16

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Too tasteful.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:23

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bro truck

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:36

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-Cadillac Escalade

-Custom Ford Fhoweverhighupthenumbersgo50

LongbowMkII > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 21:46

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No limit on ‘16 plus? Lamborghini Aventador

Bentley Bentayga

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Zohaibman72 09/10/2016 at 21:47

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And Cena with his hundreds of Make-a-Wish appearances.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 22:16

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Easy, the Phantom Drop-head coupe. 2017, well over $42k.

RT > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 23:21

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Thanks to Brabus, I can look tasteless without feeling tasteless. Mostly.

Beats an Escalade any day.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Wobbles the Mind 09/10/2016 at 23:51

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While looking for answers for this, I found this picture. Sooo these.

boxrocket > Wobbles the Mind 09/11/2016 at 22:04

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I misunderstood the question. I amend my suggestion to an F-Type SVR and a Range Rover Sport SVR.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/12/2016 at 03:09

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I would daily the offroad version. And I wouldn’t even feel ashamed!

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Zohaibman72 09/12/2016 at 03:10

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Is the Aston a bro car? Really? Please don’t tell me the Aston is a Bro car

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/12/2016 at 08:14

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Yeah and who cares if you need a new trans every 2000 miles, you're rich.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/12/2016 at 08:16

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Ballin’

Zohaibman72 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 09/12/2016 at 16:38

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In my eyes almost every supercar is a bro car. It’s the whole image of owning a supercar that is very bro. The rarer the car, the less bro. I think the Audi R8 and baby lambo (gallardo/huracan) are the peak of this.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Zohaibman72 09/13/2016 at 02:56

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Even James B(r)onds Aston?

Clemsie McKenzie > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/13/2016 at 06:12

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Goddamn it I don’t want these to look awesome... But they do.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Clemsie McKenzie 09/13/2016 at 18:36

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Yup. I wanted just a good pick of a binging FF but I found these instead.

Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind 09/20/2016 at 21:26

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Two of the ugliest and gaudiest Japanese SUVs on sale today.